Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce, no matter how you choose to get away!
 
Polarized, No Slip, No Bounce. Designed for running, amazing for everything. These glasses are comfortable, affordable and have hilarious names. Like all of our items, if you're in the Ottawa/Calabogie area, we'll bring them to you. Just message if the internet gremlins on our website want to force you to pay shipping.