How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!
 
Meet the Retro Gs. Who cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean lenses & vintage vibes.Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again. Polorized, No Slip, No Bounce. Designed for running, amazing for everything. These glasses are comfortable, affordable and have hilarious names. Like all of our items, if your in the Ottawa/Calabogie area, we'll bring them to you. Just message if the internet gremlins on our website want to force you to pay shipping.